Saturday, August 22, 2026

Let's Go Places: The Great Blogger Road Trip, Part Two

 


The last time that we talked, Kyria and I had just arrived in Bismarck, North Dakota.  It was the first time for both of us in the state.  Here is what happened next, in rapid/semi-real time blogging style.

Day 4

Start: Bismarck ND

End: Richardton ND

States Traveled In: North Dakota

Ohio License Plate Sightings: zero, which was surprising because there were plenty of east coast license plates in the parking lots.  However we had already seen an Ohio license plate in ND on the previous day.

Things We Did: It was a day of North Dakota madness!  We toured the capitol, stopped by the state museum, and then drove one hour to Richardton and met up with a friend of Kyria's.  He drove us to Medora and we went to the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, the Theodore Roosevelt National Park (hereafter known as the TRNP), and then we had dinner and a show: we went to Pitchfork Fondue and the Medora Musical.

Eats: yogurt/granola/honey for breakfast, Eggs Benedict for lunch, and Pitchfork Fondue for dinner.  Pitchfork Fondue is streak that is cooked by deep frying it in oil on a pitchfork.  There is a special Pitchfork Fondue buffet dinner in Medora.  It's a "when in Rome" kinda thing.



Media Consumed/Road Trip Activities: none, since we were only in the car for an hour.  We talked for the entire time.

Best Thing: being shown around by someone who knows and loves North Dakota.  Eye candy wise, the ND Badlands are incredible and we saw bison.


2nd Best Thing: the capitol!  Its nickname is "The Skyscraper on the Prairie".  I can't argue with the opinion that it is not much to look at from the outside, but it is a wonder of Art Deco on the inside.


Plus it has what our guide referred to as "the Monkey Room".


It's the hallway leading to the Secretary of State's office, and the wood used for the walls has an unusual pattern.  You can see animals for days in the pattern.


Worst Thing/2nd Worst Thing: Nah.  The only negative is that it was a very long day with no downtime.  We left our Airbnb at 9AM Central time and went to bed at midnight Mountain time.  

Worth Noting: the humidity dropped considerably between Minneapolis and Bismarck.  I don't have a lot of experience with "it's a dry heat" and now that I have, I am a fan.

Day 5

Start: Richardton ND

End: Billings MT

States Traveled In: North Dakota, Montana (my first time in Montana!)

Ohio License Plate Sightings: none.  C'mon Buckeyes, step it up!!!

Things we did: hiked the Painted Canyon trail in the TRNP, drove to Montana


Eats: for breakfast we stopped at the same place where we had lunch the day before because it was on the way to our hike.  We both wanted the same thing: a combo platter with eggs, sausage, hash browns, and a side of biscuits and gravy, and we split a pancake.  The main reason why I wanted this was because I wanted to try their biscuits and gravy without committing to it as my full breakfast.  There was an insane amount of food on the table

Lunch was appropriate for "I ate a lot but not all of my massive breakfast and then did a very challenging hike".  We hit up the convenience store where I got an icy cold Dr. Pepper and potato chips.

For dinner we went to a Thai place within walking distance of our hotel and I had Panang curry.

Media Consumed/Road Trip Activities: a few podcasts and we started the audio book of On the Banks of Plum Creek (the Little House book where they live in the dugout).

Best Thing: the hike at Painted Canyon

2nd Best Thing: our massive breakfast

Worst Thing & 2nd Worst Thing: Slim pickings here!  We were both tired from the late night and the drive got a little tedious toward the end.

Day 6

Start: Billings MT

End: Helena MT

States Traveled In: Montana

Ohio License Plate Sightings: none

Things we did: a walk at Norm Schoenthal Island in Billings, a hike at Mount Ascension in Helena which is right behind the Airbnb where we are staying, and the Helena Trolley Tour.


Eats: yogurt/granola/honey bowl for breakfast, car cooler sandwich for lunch, burger and a hot honey spritz at The Windbag Saloon in Helena.

Media Consumed/Road Trip Activities: listened to more On the Banks of Plum Creek, talked our heads off.  Later on our hike Kyria told me some fun facts about fir trees, and which put the song "Trees" into my head, so we had to track that down.  It's the one with killer music that starts off with deceptively ridiculous lyrics that ends in a mic drop.


Best Thing: Too many to chose from...I'm going to pick our Mount Ascension hike.

2nd Best Thing:  Still too many to chose from...I'm torn between the Helena trolley tour and just walking around Helena.

Silly Thing: The number of deer out on the streets of Helena on a Friday night.  It's their world and we are living in it.

Worst Thing/2nd Worst Thing:  The hotel room alarm clock in Billings went off at 5:00 AM.  It was an unwelcome but minor nuisance and we both went back to sleep.

Did You Say Airbnb?  Let's Rate it!



Surely!  The unit is an enormous, two bedroom in-law suite in a house at the foot of Mount Ascension.  When I book Airbnbs, I always look at the negative reviews, and the "worst" one said that the host baked yummy muffins for them.  This host easily makes the list of Top 10 Airbnb Hosts of All Time.  She promised to make us lemon scones for breakfast tomorrow, and since it is time to end this post, you'll just have to tune in next time to see how that turned out.

Peace out on Part Two of The Great Blogger Road Trip!  Who has been to ND or MT?  Who likes biscuits and gravy and where is your favorite place to get it?  Who has heard the song/poem Trees?

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34 comments:

  1. I feel like you're taking the identical route out West that my parents and I did decades ago (so that they could look at Scenery, not worry about leaving us at home, and bore the hell out of me and my younger sister). Your trip, however, sounds so much better than that one.

    I've been to ND and MT, and saw many of the same things you two are seeing. Also, the aforementioned Scenery, which was all over the place. ;-) Also, thousands of cows. Maybe even a million.

    That Monkey Room! Amazing. I cannot believe the gorgeous wood and the craftsmanship. I'm loving this travelogue.

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    1. I feel you! We're having a great time, but that's because we are adults choosing to take this trip. I don't think it would be nearly as good if we were here involuntarily.

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  2. I thought those deer in Helena were fake at first! They’re real! How cool is that??

    I always look at the worst reviews first, regardless of what I’m looking at: Airbnb, travel spots, restaurants, hotels, books, anything. For one thing, they’re highly entertaining, and secondly, you get to see the absolute worst-case scenario. You really can’t go wrong when fresh muffins are the worst thing you can find! 😂

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    1. May all of our worsts be fresh muffins! I agree, I like to prepare for the worst, and then be delighted with anything above that.

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  3. Dang, a host that makes fresh baked goods? That is insanely awesome! Thanks for catching us up on where in the world Kyria and Birchie are. You’ve seen some great sites! I am guessing that Yellowstone is going to be your favorite place of all but I have never actually been there. I browsed a travel book about the US National Parks and the Yellowstone pics were gorgeous! I’m glad the inside of the ND capitol was better than it’s very boring exterior.

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    1. Spoiler for the next post: Yellowstone was gorgeous!

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  4. What an epic adventure. I am endlessly impressed with how much you're seeing. You are both such great travellers, though, so it makes sense you're a dynamic duo.

    Fresh scones for the win!

    I agree with Catrina that reading the negative reviews can be hilarious (and helpful in decision making of course). I also sometimes think it's so interesting what bothers people. Like we were looking at an AirBnb and someone had rated it so-so but their only real negative was that there weren't enough coffee mugs. I CAN HANDLE THAT! Also, when multiple people leave the same worrisome negative review (water leak in the bathroom; can hear noise at night; smells like stale smoke), I take those very seriously, so I look for patterns, too.

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    1. Correct - if someone writes about a dealbreaker, and especially if more than one person writes about it, that's a sign to stay somewhere else!

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  5. You're seeing so much! I'm so happy your trip is going so well. The badlands look so much like the Alberta ones! I have been to both ND and MT (although I don't remember seeing ND badlands).

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    1. Ooh! I can't wait to go to Alberta if there is more of the same up there!

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  6. I may have nightmares about the monkey room, Birchie. And daydreams about the panang curry. Yum.

    Oh, the prairie!!!! Mountains and trees are wonderful in their own way, but give me the prairie any day.

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    1. The nice part of the trip is that we don't have to choose: we've got prairie, mountains, trees, and even some beaches.

      I'm sure the monkey room has caused many nightmares over the years.

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  7. Dry heat FTW! I don’t understand people who prefer humidity, though I have met a couple. I mean, the lush greenery where it is humid, I can get behind that. I don’t like how dry it is here, how it doesn’t rain at all from May - October most years, but I do like the lack of humidity. I’ll take 100 in California over 80 in Philadelphia, is what I’m saying.

    You are having the best time, and I love this more ‘up to date’ format. I’ve never seen the badlands, have never been to Montana or North Dakota. I was wondering if you might hit De Smet, SD while you’re out and about. Or Walnut Grove for that matter. I have driven cross country twice, when I was 20 and again when I was 28. It’s a long drive, and both times our goal was to get there asap, so there was zero fun had. It was still a pretty cool experience. I got a speeding ticket in Wyoming the first time, which I never paid. So the second time I didn’t drive, just in case. I didn’t want to get thrown in jail for nonpayment! The prairie certainly is beautiful.

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    1. Speaking as someone who has lived in high humidity areas since the age of three...I don't get it either. If it wasn't for my family I think I would high tail it for the dry land.

      I didn't know that you are a Wanted Woman in Wyoming! Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

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  8. I have been to North Dakota (briefly), and want to go to Montana. And my husband and his family make French toast and gravy--even better than biscuits and gravy, in my opinion! I haven't heard of the poem.

    Travel safely!

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    1. I need to try french toast and gravy ASAP! I never considered such a combination, and now that I know this is a thing I need to check it out.

      Montana is definitely worth a visit, plus more time in ND. We're in the process of checking out SD.

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  9. The scenery looks awesome, and I love the bison and deer. I've never been to Montana, but it has always intrigued me with its huge open skies and vistas.

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    1. Montana is most def worth a visit. I had no concept of what it would be like and now that I know, I am hooked.

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  10. GAH! Why can't I teleport myself into the car and join your road trip????? I have been to ND, very briefly (long story) but didn't really see much. I was in Fargo. And I've never been to Montana. I would love this trip so, so much!
    is that tofu in your panang curry? It looks delicious!

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    1. Yes, Jenny, why can't you????? Can someone please get that technology launched?

      Yes it's tofu!!!

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  11. I have never been to North Dakota. It sounds like you had a great time, and the pitchfork steak is definitely intriguing! I also didn't know that their capitol building is a sky scraper! I can't wait to read about your next stop!!! (tee hee hee!)

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    1. I couldn't wait to live the next stop of the trip! I just wish that we'd had more time.

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  12. I haven’t been to North Dakota but I’d love to see the Badlands and would very much like to be on that roadtrip with you - so thanks for taking us along :)
    . Also: dry heat can be awful but it beats “humid” heat by miles!

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    1. From what I've experienced so far, dry heat rocks! I mean, in a perfect world I'd want more moderate temperatures, but mid 80s feels so much better here than it does at home.

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  13. Right now there is a deer bedded up in our side yard. I do not think they should own the streets. Go back to where deer belong, deer!!!

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    1. In Helena the deer have claimed the town! They were hanging out more in the elite section than in the low rent district.

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  14. I would have been DELIGHTED to see deer roaming the streets. How fun! I have not been to MT or ND, but hopefully I make my way there someday.

    Dry heeeeeat. The dream. All I know is humidity, bleach.

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  15. The version of Trees you posted here is not half as good as the one that you regaled me with on the trail! However, I am happy to have a new poem/song in my repertoire! The deer have been out of control...I wonder how many we have seen overall? I know that most people are NOT fans of them being in their yards, as they will eat all the veggies before they are grown. I am not sure what the status is on lawn trimming deer though!

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    1. Trail Trees >>> professional Trees.

      I get the feeling that the average urban deer diet is 100% gardens and 0% grass.

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  16. It is their world and we are just living in it. ~ well said.

    this is a great recap and I'm blown away - it seems like you were just HERE and now look at all the places you've seen. Amazing. I'm glad you've encountered such a great airbnb. With baked goods. So sweet.
    I've been to South Dakota, but not sure about North Dakota. I've been to Montana.

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    1. We were just with you and now we've been so many other places! It's true!

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  17. Yay for having a personal tour guide in ND! That is the best!

    Hells yeah for those low dew points. It really makes a difference. Sigh.

    The views are stunning and the food all looks so good! And I feel you on the "worst thing" being full days and late nights. Worth it, but so tiring 😂

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    1. ND was really something. I will definitely go back. Have you been there?

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